"Can you dust this?"

As I'm getting ready, he comes into the bathroom and says, "Why you putting that?"

"It's make up. You put it on when you're old."

"I'm older now already."

"Make up is not for boys!"

As I'm checking my email, he brings something to me and says, "Can you dust this?" Oh dear, he really is like me!

As we're driving he asks, "Are you wearing your seatbelt?"

Yes I am, thank you for being concerned for my safety!