Made in Taiwan

Before leaving: "I want some raisins to give to Cameron guh-guh."

Me- "But he won't be there, just baby."

NJ- "But I want to share him. Ah-ee can take it home for him."

Aw, how thoughtful!

Walking to the park: "Hold my hand because the cars coming and going to hit me." 

Well they're not aiming for you, but yes, always hold hands while crossing the street.