"Don't pee all over!"

He didn't eat that much for lunch, just had every excuse not to eat. I told him this is your chance to eat otherwise you'll be hungry. He went to nap and woke up crying that he was hungry. So for dinner I told him he better eat enough otherwise, you'll be hungry tonight again. Before bed he stalled any way he could before sleeping. He took so long to change, especially putting his pj's on. I said: "Hurry up, Mama needs to go to the bathroom."

NJ: "You do? Pee pee?"

Me: "Yes, now hurry."

NJ: "Don't pee all over!"

Me: "I won't. Thank you."

I remind him all the time not to pee all over. Sometimes Baba or I will go to the bathroom and it's all over the seat, gross! He goes by himself and sometimes I'll go check on him. He turns his head to look at me and his body turns too. Of coarse I scream NOOOO! Then he'll clean it up. Why not clean it up when I'm not watching? Ugh.